Danielle

the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive

(Source: vans-supreme)

burghers:

it would be kinda cool if i could wear a latex catsuit on the regular and not have people be weirded out

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

(Source: chickensandwich)

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

Really though it’s gotten to the point where I’m not sure if the screaming from my neighbor’s house is their dog or my neighbor giving birth